Okay so I've written a bit too much on Libya, so the rebels are now winning, I'll leave it at that.
In other news, people in the Phillippines have hilarious names, a BBC reporter said "Since then I've met a Bambi, three Bogies, several Girlies, a Peanut, a Barbie and a middle-aged man called Babe." Which is brilliant, why can't we have more of that in the UK?
A man in Halifax, burgled some houses, then fell down a well. A prime example of how mediocre the UK is, no guns, no violence, just a severe amount of average. An example of how more-then-average America is in terms of guns, two men opened fire on each other with shotguns in Mississippi. They did this because one man thought that the others dog had been dumping on his lawn. The argument got out of control. Bang. Both will probably get jail time.
There was a massive protest in London regarding spending cuts, or as I like to call it, an anti-conservative march. I'm not anti-conservative myself, but I am a student. Therefore poor. Therefore supporting labour / lib-dem. But who knows what will happen in the future?
I'm babbling now, how about a joke a friend told me after being accused of being a homophobe?
He said "I'm not homophobic, but let's just say that I prefer to eat my bananas with a knife and fork."
Oh how we laughed. I'll be back in a few days people. Much love, Sam.